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strument , unfortunately for my patient , was so perverse , that at every stroke it might be said rather to carry away the flesh than to' shave off the beard . " My little friend , " exclaimed the beggar , not being able any longer to endure the pain he felt , " pray tell me whether you are shaving my beard or stripping my skin ?" "Both , " replied !; "for your beard , my honest fellow , is so thick and stubborn , that it is impossible to take off the one without injuring the

other . " ' My uncle , who entered the shop just as I had finished my operation , could sca ' icely refrain from laughing at the ludicrous figure which the mangled face of the poor devil presented to his view ; but , assuming a solemn countenance , he presented the sufferer with a few pieces of money , in order to alleviate the misfortune of having fallen under my hands . ' This poor fellow most probably took great care to circulate intelligence

of the extent of my skill in shaving to ah his bretnren ; for , from that hour no beggar has ever ventured to ask charity at the shop . ' * My uncle severely reprobated my conduct ; and , to punish me for having acquitted myself so badly , inter , lifted me from using the razor untill further orders . The scissars , however , I was still permitted to wield . One morning , a young student of the university came to the shop for the purpose of having his hair dressed The task w ;\ s assigned to me . This young

gentleman was the son of an eminent woollen-draper ; and my uncle , to have a watchful eye upon my proceedings , chose to be present during this operation , that I might be the-more attentive to my duty . I succeeded tolerably well for some time , and cut his hair according to the fundamental rules of the art . In short , every thing went on in the happiest way imaginable , until the moment I was about to make a finishing stroke , when unfortunately forgetting that he had ears under his hair , 1 carried away at least half of one of them by

a single clip of the scissars . The student tittered a dreadful scream ; and my kind protector was no sooner informed of the catastrophe , than he bestowed upon me an equal and alternate quantit of maledictions and blows . Having applied these little correctives , which I well deserved , he dressed the wounds I had made , and accompanied the sufferer to his father ' s house , to whom he represented the injury as the accident of an aukward blockhead , whom he had left , by the severe punishment he had inflicted , half dead in the shop .

The draper , sensible that no other compensation could be procured for this irreparable injury , was at length appeased by the story my uncle told him , and granted me his pardon . ' The maledictions and blows , however , which my uncle had given me were not the only punishments I received for this offence . 1 was now interdicted not onl y from shaving , but from cutting of hair , and every other surgical operation whatever , under pain of being strapped ; so that I was reduced exclusively to the exercise of my initiatory functions . '

Who is there that is not reminded of something better by the perusal of these adventures- ? Yst we are far from denying that there are parts of the work which have an undoubted claim to ori ginality ; and that pedantry , avarice , and empiricism , as the translator insists , are very successfull y ridiculed in the characters of the licentiate Salablanca , the old kni ght , Dr . Arriscador , and his coadjutor Potoschi . We have also a l .-sson for coquettes , in the misfortunes of Donna limes , and for youthful impetuosity , in the

events which distinguish the story of Don Ramirez de Prado . Moral instruction , however , does not seem to have been the author ' s aim .- and even on the score of amusement , we do not think the History of Vanillo Gonzales very attraftive .

“The Freemasons' Magazine: 1798-06-01, Page 45” Masonic Periodicals Online, Library and Museum of Freemasonry, 5 June 2025, django:8000/periodicals/fmm/issues/fmm_01061798/page/45/.
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LONDON: Article 2
TO CORRESPONDENTS, &c. Article 3
THE LIFE OF BISHOP WARBURTON. Article 4
CURIOUS ACCOUNT OF A DUMB PHILOPHER . Article 6
AN HISTORICAL AND GEOGRAPHICAL ACCOUNT OF IRELAND. Article 9
THE LIFE OF XIMENES, ARCHBISHOP OF TOLEDO. Article 18
THE LIFE OF CONFUCIUS. Article 23
ON DREAMS. Article 27
DESCRIPTION OF M1DDLETON DALE, Article 30
DESCRIPTION OF THE SOURCE OF THE RHINE, Article 32
ON THE PRESERVATION OF DEAD BODIES. Article 33
THE COLLECTOR. Article 34
THE FREEMASONS' REPOSITORY. Article 38
MASONIC INTELLIGENCE. Article 41
REVIEW OF NEW PUBLICATIONS. Article 42
POETRY. Article 50
REPORT OF THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT. Article 54
IRlSH PARLIAMENT. Article 60
MONTHLY CHRONICLE. Article 62
INDEX TO THE TENTH VOLUME. Article 74
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strument , unfortunately for my patient , was so perverse , that at every stroke it might be said rather to carry away the flesh than to' shave off the beard . " My little friend , " exclaimed the beggar , not being able any longer to endure the pain he felt , " pray tell me whether you are shaving my beard or stripping my skin ?" "Both , " replied !; "for your beard , my honest fellow , is so thick and stubborn , that it is impossible to take off the one without injuring the

other . " ' My uncle , who entered the shop just as I had finished my operation , could sca ' icely refrain from laughing at the ludicrous figure which the mangled face of the poor devil presented to his view ; but , assuming a solemn countenance , he presented the sufferer with a few pieces of money , in order to alleviate the misfortune of having fallen under my hands . ' This poor fellow most probably took great care to circulate intelligence

of the extent of my skill in shaving to ah his bretnren ; for , from that hour no beggar has ever ventured to ask charity at the shop . ' * My uncle severely reprobated my conduct ; and , to punish me for having acquitted myself so badly , inter , lifted me from using the razor untill further orders . The scissars , however , I was still permitted to wield . One morning , a young student of the university came to the shop for the purpose of having his hair dressed The task w ;\ s assigned to me . This young

gentleman was the son of an eminent woollen-draper ; and my uncle , to have a watchful eye upon my proceedings , chose to be present during this operation , that I might be the-more attentive to my duty . I succeeded tolerably well for some time , and cut his hair according to the fundamental rules of the art . In short , every thing went on in the happiest way imaginable , until the moment I was about to make a finishing stroke , when unfortunately forgetting that he had ears under his hair , 1 carried away at least half of one of them by

a single clip of the scissars . The student tittered a dreadful scream ; and my kind protector was no sooner informed of the catastrophe , than he bestowed upon me an equal and alternate quantit of maledictions and blows . Having applied these little correctives , which I well deserved , he dressed the wounds I had made , and accompanied the sufferer to his father ' s house , to whom he represented the injury as the accident of an aukward blockhead , whom he had left , by the severe punishment he had inflicted , half dead in the shop .

The draper , sensible that no other compensation could be procured for this irreparable injury , was at length appeased by the story my uncle told him , and granted me his pardon . ' The maledictions and blows , however , which my uncle had given me were not the only punishments I received for this offence . 1 was now interdicted not onl y from shaving , but from cutting of hair , and every other surgical operation whatever , under pain of being strapped ; so that I was reduced exclusively to the exercise of my initiatory functions . '

Who is there that is not reminded of something better by the perusal of these adventures- ? Yst we are far from denying that there are parts of the work which have an undoubted claim to ori ginality ; and that pedantry , avarice , and empiricism , as the translator insists , are very successfull y ridiculed in the characters of the licentiate Salablanca , the old kni ght , Dr . Arriscador , and his coadjutor Potoschi . We have also a l .-sson for coquettes , in the misfortunes of Donna limes , and for youthful impetuosity , in the

events which distinguish the story of Don Ramirez de Prado . Moral instruction , however , does not seem to have been the author ' s aim .- and even on the score of amusement , we do not think the History of Vanillo Gonzales very attraftive .

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