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OUR attention has been called to an eccentric magazine , whose advent into the literary world is but of recent date , and whose pages appear to be devoted to diatribes against

everything in general and Freemasonry in particular . This pretentious publication , which is facetiously called a " Review , " is

in reality an apotheosis of Diogenes—we mean the extinct comic paper , not the famous cynical philosopher who dwelt in a tub . In one number we find horrible details

respecting incremation , or the art of burning one ' s dead relations in an off-hand and satisfactory manner ; the ghastly process

being gravely commended as a sure and certain means of averting possible plagues amongst the living . In another article the Mosaic account of the Creation is quietl y

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demolished ; but as it is with the Masonic iconoclast ' s efforts that our readers are most concerned , we shall not , we hope , be doing them an ill turn if we present them

with a few choice specimens of the epithets which our " Reviewer ' s " redundant vocabulary of abuse enables him to scatter for the edification of all who choose to listen .

We may premise by stating that in a former number of this new-fledged Juvenal , THE FREEMASON , its proprietor , its contributors , its subscribers , are tarred with the same brush and share the same horrid doom of

excommunication—the only wonder being that we have all not only survived the withering effects of our critic ' s wrath , but absolutely appear to thrive upon it , like the

big navvy who , when his Lilliputian wife thrashed him , good humouredly explained , " You see it pleases Iter , and doan ' t hurt

mc . However , be this as it may , we cannot resist the temptation of reproducing a few tit-bits —rare vwrccaux— from the

intellectual banquet so prodigally provided for the benefit of the Craft . Entre nous , we wonder how many Freemasons read the said " Review ? " In the first place , our

Solomon redivivits being afflicted with a new disease—which we will take the liberty of calling , without consulting the faculty , "Grand Master on the Brain "—

discusses in querulous tone and moody spirit a fearful wrong which he has experienced at the hands of the Earl de Grey and Ripon . Awful to relate , the editor of

this " Quadrangular Review '—for such is an approach to the euphonious appellation of the new periodical—has applied for a new lodge , and has been refused . Was

there ever such unheard-of despotism on the part of the powers that be ? Does not the Grand Master , and the Grand Master ' s " Devil "—whoever he may be—deserve to

be immolated at once on the altar of Masonic vengeance for so cruelly depriving our modern Solon of the hoped - for opportunity of airing his Masonic opinions in a select Masonic coterie of his own ? Of

course , after the expressive epithet "Devil , the term " old women , " applied to the committees of the Craft , is weak and

inconsequential . To be consistent , our " Quadrangular " friend ought to have made them all , without exception , imps—allotting at least one tail and two horns to each

member . Further on we find the same diabolical imagery again in the ascendantonly this time the " Devil" is designated the Grand Master ' s " Mcphistophelian

prompter . ' " What s in a name ? says Shakespeare ; but the line must be drawn somewhere . Inconceivable as it may seem , we have met men who object to be called

by their Christian names " Rogue or " Villain , " although the said cognomen was fully confirmed by their countenances . In like manner , this mys t erious S ^ tan who sits at

the Grand Master s right hand , and moves the figures on the Masonic chess-board , may , if he have an existence , rise up and protest against the opprobious , if high-sounding , language in which his proceedings are

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noticed . In ancient times , every wizard had his familiar , who generally assumed the ~ canine form and played up the tricks of " Old Harry" with all a juvenile dog ' s

love of mischief . Does our reviewer mean to insinuate that a similar official prevails in Freemasonry , and that the boasted " light " of the Craft is but the reflection

of a second Lucifer ? But this is not all ; the " Quadrangular" next concentrates his gaze upon a " self-elected and ignorant set of Masonic swash-bucklers , " and with

one stroke of the pen consigns to dust and ashes the Supreme Grand Council of the 33 ° . This Masonic body was , he avers , " imported from America by a low quack

doctor , Crucefix , alias Goss and Co ., the successor of the notorious Dr . Eady of Newman-street , whose name was chalked on every wall within twenty miles of

London . " This " quack , " he continues , " soon bagged a whole tribe of Masonic duffers or dummies , " gave them very grand titles , such as " Sovereign Grand

Commanders , and did a rare trade in the distribution of magnificent decorations . Our Triton among the minnows then attacks

the present officers of the Ancient and , Accepted Rite , affirming that the " Sovereign"isan unknown nonentity , and thatthe " Treasurer-General" is the real controller

of affairs , especially combining the receipt of cash with the equally agreeable task of snubbing his " Illustrious " inferiors . What a fearful tale is this . " my masters ! " We

are further told that an " unworthy prince , ' who recently " snapped his fingers at the Council , " has been tried by a jury of " thirty-one idiots" and sentenced to

" Masonic death , " and that the said delinquentmeans to expose the whole body in the " Court of Queen ' s Bench . " The reception of a " Prince Rhododendron " at a "

highfalutin" meeting of "Grand Elected Knights K h " is next alluded to in not very complimentary terms , and after a second onslaught upon Craft Masonry , an

illustrative anecdote of a wooden ass—possibly an ancestor of the reviewer—winds up this charming model of good taste and Masonic courtesy . Stay : we had almost

forgotten to add that a veritable illustration of the " Procession to Manchester " is annexed to this extraordinary literary production . It represents " The Sovereign

Tribunal led by the Devil ( our friend cannot get on , it seems , without a " devil" ) , carrying the banner of the 33 rd , and accompanied by Grand Inquisitors , proceeding to

Manchester , to pass SENTENCE on a Sovereign Prince Rose Croix for the crime of lese majestc . A celebrated Tiler volunteers his services as executioner . " A demon

of the accepted type , three donkeys in various attitudes , personifying stolidity , bewilderment and triumph , three longrobed familiars , and a tom-cat carrying the

sword of state are the principal figures in this astounding work of art . Now , if all this had appeared in an anti-Masonic publication , no one would have felt either surprised or annoyed , but when it comes