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Tom Hood.

historian and a gifted man of letters , t ] ie father of the present Earl , the late nopular member for East Suffolk , and Lord of the Treasury ; but Hood himself , no doubt , would feel that those who contributed most to his monument , like the

olden story 'f the widow ' s mite , were the donors ol trifling sums from Manchester , Preston , Bideford , and Bristol— "from a feff poor needle-women , " "from seven dressmakers , " " from twelve poor men . " It was tho people ' s tribute to him for he sang , the " Song of the Shirt . " FINIS .

Maimoune.

MAIMOUNE .

FORGOTTEN POFTRY . From the " Etonian . " CANTO I . " Marriage Is—Gad!—a cursed bore- "—GOLIBHTIY . IN those fantastic dayswhen elves and

, fairies Held high command o ' er sublunary things , And teased us mortals with as mad vagaries As ever sprung fruni bard ' s imaginings , Playing strange pranks in cellars and in

dairies , Riding the Nightmare o ' er the breast of kings ; Souring good beer , cow-milking , and creamskimming , And thumping clowns by night , and pinching women .

When madcap Oberon reigned in all his his glory , Now holding king-like quarrels with his Queen ; And now with Puck upon the promontory ,

Seeing such sights as since were never seen ; There liv'd , renown'd in Oriental story , A mighty King—we'll call him Fadladeen , Because his name ' s not mention'd by the Lady " hose tale I borrow , Queen Scheherazade .

Fame says he reign'd with wondrous approbation , ( Especially of courtiers and bashaws ;) In times of peace was mild in his taxation , And made some very creditable laws ; Indeed , in their invidious situation , Few Monarchs ever gaiu'd so much applause ; In private life , a truth I can ' t evade is , He was a perfect devil with the Ladies .

He had a most mvetorate aversion To matrimonial fetters ; and he swore , In oaths befitting so sublime a person , That ' twas unworthy of the crown he wore , And inconsistent with the State's exertion To wed a number that exceeded four ; And so , to give his royal conscience ease , He had four Wives , and sixty Mistresses .

It seems that this arrangement was illmade , for He had no issue , save an only son , Whom twelve long years he had devoutly pray'd for , To all his country ' s Gods;—when all was done

This single boy would have been cheaply paid for By the oblation of his father ' s throne ; For in all lands , from Araby to Arragon , The sun ne ' er saw so wonderful a paragon .

I don't intend to give a long narration Of his surpassing beauty , for I hate Your curst , detail'd minute enumeration Of cheeks , eyes , noses , lips , hair , shape , and gait . It is enough that he became his station , He look'dand walk'dand spokeand

, , , drank , and ate , As for a Hero of Romance 'tis meet To look , and walk , aud speak , and drink , and eat .

You may suppose the youngster was a pet E ' en from his cradle , a spoil'd child indeed ; The self-will'd tyrant of the Haram ; yet It seem'd no spoiling could with him succeed . 'Twas very rarely he was known to fret

, And very quickly did he learn to read ; At tour years old , I ' ve heard , he wrote some verses To a lame , humpback'd daughter of his Nurse ' s .

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Momthly Masonic Summary. Article 1
TO BRO. S. B. ELLIS, W.M., SHEFFIELD. Article 1
THE BIBLE—ITS AUTHORITY. Article 2
OBJECTS, ADVANTAGES, AND PLEASURES OF SCIENCE. Article 4
A BIRTHDAY. Article 8
WONDERS OF OPERATIVE MASONRY. Article 8
MASONIC ODE. Article 12
THE ADVENTURES OF DON PASQUALE. Article 12
THE WORK OF NATURE IN THE MONTHS. Article 15
THE TRUE MASON. Article 19
THE MASONIC LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS. Article 20
MY LORD THE KING; Article 22
SONNET. Article 25
THE ZEND AVESTA AND MASONRY. Article 26
TOM HOOD. Article 27
MAIMOUNE. Article 29
Our Archaeological Corner. Article 32
Untitled Article 33
FOR EVER AND FOR EVER. Article 34
Forgotten Stories. Article 34
Architectural Jottings. Article 40
CONTEMPORARY LETTERS ON THE FRENCH REVOLUTION. Article 42
THE ORIGIN AND REFERENCES OF THE HERMESIAN SPURIOUS FREEMASONRY. Article 43
Untitled Article 45
Untitled Article 46
NOTES ON LITERTURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 47
LET THERE BE LIGHT ! Article 49
ANSWER TO DOUBLE ACROSTIC, GIVEN IN LAST MONTH'S NO. Article 49
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Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.

Tom Hood.

historian and a gifted man of letters , t ] ie father of the present Earl , the late nopular member for East Suffolk , and Lord of the Treasury ; but Hood himself , no doubt , would feel that those who contributed most to his monument , like the

olden story 'f the widow ' s mite , were the donors ol trifling sums from Manchester , Preston , Bideford , and Bristol— "from a feff poor needle-women , " "from seven dressmakers , " " from twelve poor men . " It was tho people ' s tribute to him for he sang , the " Song of the Shirt . " FINIS .

Maimoune.

MAIMOUNE .

FORGOTTEN POFTRY . From the " Etonian . " CANTO I . " Marriage Is—Gad!—a cursed bore- "—GOLIBHTIY . IN those fantastic dayswhen elves and

, fairies Held high command o ' er sublunary things , And teased us mortals with as mad vagaries As ever sprung fruni bard ' s imaginings , Playing strange pranks in cellars and in

dairies , Riding the Nightmare o ' er the breast of kings ; Souring good beer , cow-milking , and creamskimming , And thumping clowns by night , and pinching women .

When madcap Oberon reigned in all his his glory , Now holding king-like quarrels with his Queen ; And now with Puck upon the promontory ,

Seeing such sights as since were never seen ; There liv'd , renown'd in Oriental story , A mighty King—we'll call him Fadladeen , Because his name ' s not mention'd by the Lady " hose tale I borrow , Queen Scheherazade .

Fame says he reign'd with wondrous approbation , ( Especially of courtiers and bashaws ;) In times of peace was mild in his taxation , And made some very creditable laws ; Indeed , in their invidious situation , Few Monarchs ever gaiu'd so much applause ; In private life , a truth I can ' t evade is , He was a perfect devil with the Ladies .

He had a most mvetorate aversion To matrimonial fetters ; and he swore , In oaths befitting so sublime a person , That ' twas unworthy of the crown he wore , And inconsistent with the State's exertion To wed a number that exceeded four ; And so , to give his royal conscience ease , He had four Wives , and sixty Mistresses .

It seems that this arrangement was illmade , for He had no issue , save an only son , Whom twelve long years he had devoutly pray'd for , To all his country ' s Gods;—when all was done

This single boy would have been cheaply paid for By the oblation of his father ' s throne ; For in all lands , from Araby to Arragon , The sun ne ' er saw so wonderful a paragon .

I don't intend to give a long narration Of his surpassing beauty , for I hate Your curst , detail'd minute enumeration Of cheeks , eyes , noses , lips , hair , shape , and gait . It is enough that he became his station , He look'dand walk'dand spokeand

, , , drank , and ate , As for a Hero of Romance 'tis meet To look , and walk , aud speak , and drink , and eat .

You may suppose the youngster was a pet E ' en from his cradle , a spoil'd child indeed ; The self-will'd tyrant of the Haram ; yet It seem'd no spoiling could with him succeed . 'Twas very rarely he was known to fret

, And very quickly did he learn to read ; At tour years old , I ' ve heard , he wrote some verses To a lame , humpback'd daughter of his Nurse ' s .

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