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The Boys' School.

we nave pledged ourselves to assist in their hour of need , and for whose support and education pay more than many of us clo for our own children . Have the House Committee power to take such Steps unless something more than boyish folly is committed ? I hope the report may prove unfounded , for after the trouble and of getting a boy

expense elected , for him to be expelled , disgraced , cast upon the world friendless and homeless , will make many brothers pause before subscribing at our approaching festival , unless such reports are totally refuted . I do not remember any minute of expulsion at our last quarterly court .

Hoping your' excellent Masonic organ will give forth such sounds as may help to protect the orphan , serve the Institution , and not condemn our managing brothers unheard , Believe me , i Yours faithfully and fraternally ,

CORNER STONE . [ We have received our correspondent ' s letter just before going to press , and have , therefore , not ' had time to make the necessary inquiries to ascertain the correctness , or otherwise , of a report which has not come to our ears . We cannot but think and hope that our correspondent is misinformed . —ED . P . M . ]

"Mr, Brown At The Girls' School Festival.

" MR , BROWN AT THE GIRLS' SCHOOL FESTIVAL .

We extract the following humourous letter from our contemporary , the Indian Journal of Freemasonry .

" TO THE EDITOIi 01 " TITE IXJVX JFRXEH OF FHEE 3 TAS 0 A * Iir . " SUE AND BROTHER , —I see as you put my account of my inishiashun into Preemasonry into your paper and so I think about sending you something more which I think it may be instructive and amusing to your readers . Well snr , after I were inishiated , I went through the serremony of being passedand

, then I were raised and the more I see of Preemasonry the better I like it especially when I see with my own blessed eyes what a deal of good it is a doing of in every part of the world .

" Well one day Mr . Arthur Scetches he sees my wife and he ses to her ses he why Mrs . Broivn your jest the pusson I want to see your A'ery good ses Mrs . B . what can I do for you why ses he jest give this ticket to Mr . B . with my complements and say I ope you'll both go . Well , Mrs . B . brings the ticket ome

and we finds its for the seventy-eighth anniversary festival of the Royal Preemasons school for female girls at Preemasons Hall on the 9 th of May . So Mrs . B . she begins to prepare for the occasion for we see such a lot of names of big-ivigs all a going to be there that we thought we must come out according

and I wonder ses Mrs . B . if all them gents is going to bring their wives leastwise their ladies witli them . In course they will ses I . Well Mrs . B ., she gets a new green silk dress , ancl gose to the airclressers to have her head put proper , ancl I gets a new blue tie , and a black satting westkit with beautiful flowers

worked all over it and we sets off quite spicey in a cab . Well when we gets there Mrs . B . ivas put out to find that she warn * to have no dinner hut that the ladies was to have to sit up in a gallery ancl look on and she gave a bit of her mind to a gent with white hids and a wand like what the cloves as in lodge ancl

she told him it were a shame to treat the fair sects like that and she said she'd go ome . But the gent and me talked her over , and at larst she sent me to an am and beef shop for some sandwiches , and as she had . her sperrit bottle in her pocket , she said shed manage through the evening . So I gose in and . finds every body very sivil anddelihted to see you Mr . B . ses

, g oue and glad to make your akwanttance ses Bro . Havers and hows your excellent wife ses the erl of Dalhouzy . And byme hy all begins to move , and one of my friends of the Mennerva Lodge he gets me a good seat , and when grace was sed , at it we gose . Well I never did see such a dinnerthere was turkey

, soup and all kinds' of fish and turtle and am and puddens and all which is two numeris to mention and then there was all sorts of wine , ancl something , I think they called Mary's chain o , and one gentlemen told the waiter to bring me some in a mug , and he only brought a tiny glass , and they all larfed , and

only I was afraid of making some mistake , I should a liked a little more . "Well , byme by the waiters they wisks off the cloth , and then they puts on fresh wine , and sweets and fruits quite wonderful . " Ancl then there was speeches and songs , ancl such singingI a bin to the Canterberryand to Weston's

, , and to the Oxford , but in all my born days I never heerd anything like the song Madam Parapit sung about the nitingale and then it was ancor and she sung two o ' clock in the mornin and didnt Mrs . B . keep a noddin at me in the gallery while she sung that not that I'm a 2 o ' clock man not by no meens .

Well byme hy up comes two stewards a leading two little gal up to the piano , and there they sat with their legs a dangling from the music stools looking pretty flurried , but the stewards talked kind like to them , and then they began to play , and then in ivalks the stewards , ancl tivo nice kind looking ladies , as they sed was the scboolmississes and all the Masons

daughters from the school two and two , a looking appy and ealthy and clean ancl dressed like little laches . Ancl they walked round the hall , ancl then they stood before the dias ancl sung such a nice hymn , wrote out a purpose by one of the little girls all out of her own hedd , ancl she and another little gal played the [ piano while the others sung . And it made me

feel quite queer about the throat , and when I looked up at Mrs . B . I see her and lots of the ladies using their pocket hankerchers . I dare say they thought which Mrs . B . says she did about their own little girls , ancl hoped they might never be worse off than the orphans they had come to see . Well then the

Erl of Dalhouzy he made a speech and gave the little gal as wrote the hymn a medal for good conduct , and a puss ivith 5 suvreins iu it and then there was more speeches , and then the secretary read the lists , and every body chaired , ivhich it ivas between 3 and 4 , 000 pounds was give , ancl Mrs . B . says we must become

aniwal subscribers . And I looks up to Mrs . B . ancl winks and makes sines as its time for us to go home , and after lots of trouble I gets my at , and fetches Mrs . B ., ancl Ave sets off to walk ome , when Mrs . B ses lor I feel very queer , I wish I'd kept to my sperrit bottle instead of that fizzy stuff shampain I think they call it as gose clown like milk ivhich its my belief its gcttin into my head , aud so I takes a cab , and Mrs . B . she fell fast [ asleep before we got - _ -

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GEMS PROM BRO. LAWRENCE STERNE. Article 1
BRO. GOETHE'S PROFESSION OF FAITH. Article 2
FREEMASONRY IN THE UNITED STATES. Article 3
FREEMASONRY CONTRASTED WITH INTOLERANCE. Article 5
MASONIC NOTES AND QUERIES. Article 7
CORRESPONDENCE. Article 8
MASONIC RELIEF FUND. Article 8
THE BOYS' SCHOOL. Article 8
"MR, BROWN AT THE GIRLS' SCHOOL FESTIVAL. Article 9
Untitled Article 10
Untitled Article 10
MASONIC MEMS. Article 10
PROVINCIAL. Article 10
MARK MASONRY. Article 12
ANCIENT AND ACCEPTED RITE. Article 13
INDIA. Article 13
Untitled Article 13
REVIEWS. Article 14
THE UNKNOWN O. Article 16
Poetry. Article 16
PERSEVERANCE. Article 17
Untitled Article 17
THE WEEK. Article 17
TO CORRESPONDENTS. Article 20
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The Boys' School.

we nave pledged ourselves to assist in their hour of need , and for whose support and education pay more than many of us clo for our own children . Have the House Committee power to take such Steps unless something more than boyish folly is committed ? I hope the report may prove unfounded , for after the trouble and of getting a boy

expense elected , for him to be expelled , disgraced , cast upon the world friendless and homeless , will make many brothers pause before subscribing at our approaching festival , unless such reports are totally refuted . I do not remember any minute of expulsion at our last quarterly court .

Hoping your' excellent Masonic organ will give forth such sounds as may help to protect the orphan , serve the Institution , and not condemn our managing brothers unheard , Believe me , i Yours faithfully and fraternally ,

CORNER STONE . [ We have received our correspondent ' s letter just before going to press , and have , therefore , not ' had time to make the necessary inquiries to ascertain the correctness , or otherwise , of a report which has not come to our ears . We cannot but think and hope that our correspondent is misinformed . —ED . P . M . ]

"Mr, Brown At The Girls' School Festival.

" MR , BROWN AT THE GIRLS' SCHOOL FESTIVAL .

We extract the following humourous letter from our contemporary , the Indian Journal of Freemasonry .

" TO THE EDITOIi 01 " TITE IXJVX JFRXEH OF FHEE 3 TAS 0 A * Iir . " SUE AND BROTHER , —I see as you put my account of my inishiashun into Preemasonry into your paper and so I think about sending you something more which I think it may be instructive and amusing to your readers . Well snr , after I were inishiated , I went through the serremony of being passedand

, then I were raised and the more I see of Preemasonry the better I like it especially when I see with my own blessed eyes what a deal of good it is a doing of in every part of the world .

" Well one day Mr . Arthur Scetches he sees my wife and he ses to her ses he why Mrs . Broivn your jest the pusson I want to see your A'ery good ses Mrs . B . what can I do for you why ses he jest give this ticket to Mr . B . with my complements and say I ope you'll both go . Well , Mrs . B . brings the ticket ome

and we finds its for the seventy-eighth anniversary festival of the Royal Preemasons school for female girls at Preemasons Hall on the 9 th of May . So Mrs . B . she begins to prepare for the occasion for we see such a lot of names of big-ivigs all a going to be there that we thought we must come out according

and I wonder ses Mrs . B . if all them gents is going to bring their wives leastwise their ladies witli them . In course they will ses I . Well Mrs . B ., she gets a new green silk dress , ancl gose to the airclressers to have her head put proper , ancl I gets a new blue tie , and a black satting westkit with beautiful flowers

worked all over it and we sets off quite spicey in a cab . Well when we gets there Mrs . B . ivas put out to find that she warn * to have no dinner hut that the ladies was to have to sit up in a gallery ancl look on and she gave a bit of her mind to a gent with white hids and a wand like what the cloves as in lodge ancl

she told him it were a shame to treat the fair sects like that and she said she'd go ome . But the gent and me talked her over , and at larst she sent me to an am and beef shop for some sandwiches , and as she had . her sperrit bottle in her pocket , she said shed manage through the evening . So I gose in and . finds every body very sivil anddelihted to see you Mr . B . ses

, g oue and glad to make your akwanttance ses Bro . Havers and hows your excellent wife ses the erl of Dalhouzy . And byme hy all begins to move , and one of my friends of the Mennerva Lodge he gets me a good seat , and when grace was sed , at it we gose . Well I never did see such a dinnerthere was turkey

, soup and all kinds' of fish and turtle and am and puddens and all which is two numeris to mention and then there was all sorts of wine , ancl something , I think they called Mary's chain o , and one gentlemen told the waiter to bring me some in a mug , and he only brought a tiny glass , and they all larfed , and

only I was afraid of making some mistake , I should a liked a little more . "Well , byme by the waiters they wisks off the cloth , and then they puts on fresh wine , and sweets and fruits quite wonderful . " Ancl then there was speeches and songs , ancl such singingI a bin to the Canterberryand to Weston's

, , and to the Oxford , but in all my born days I never heerd anything like the song Madam Parapit sung about the nitingale and then it was ancor and she sung two o ' clock in the mornin and didnt Mrs . B . keep a noddin at me in the gallery while she sung that not that I'm a 2 o ' clock man not by no meens .

Well byme hy up comes two stewards a leading two little gal up to the piano , and there they sat with their legs a dangling from the music stools looking pretty flurried , but the stewards talked kind like to them , and then they began to play , and then in ivalks the stewards , ancl tivo nice kind looking ladies , as they sed was the scboolmississes and all the Masons

daughters from the school two and two , a looking appy and ealthy and clean ancl dressed like little laches . Ancl they walked round the hall , ancl then they stood before the dias ancl sung such a nice hymn , wrote out a purpose by one of the little girls all out of her own hedd , ancl she and another little gal played the [ piano while the others sung . And it made me

feel quite queer about the throat , and when I looked up at Mrs . B . I see her and lots of the ladies using their pocket hankerchers . I dare say they thought which Mrs . B . says she did about their own little girls , ancl hoped they might never be worse off than the orphans they had come to see . Well then the

Erl of Dalhouzy he made a speech and gave the little gal as wrote the hymn a medal for good conduct , and a puss ivith 5 suvreins iu it and then there was more speeches , and then the secretary read the lists , and every body chaired , ivhich it ivas between 3 and 4 , 000 pounds was give , ancl Mrs . B . says we must become

aniwal subscribers . And I looks up to Mrs . B . ancl winks and makes sines as its time for us to go home , and after lots of trouble I gets my at , and fetches Mrs . B ., ancl Ave sets off to walk ome , when Mrs . B ses lor I feel very queer , I wish I'd kept to my sperrit bottle instead of that fizzy stuff shampain I think they call it as gose clown like milk ivhich its my belief its gcttin into my head , aud so I takes a cab , and Mrs . B . she fell fast [ asleep before we got - _ -

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