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Round And About.

since last I wrote , were men of uprightness , and had a high estimation of the principles of the Craft . TV" -7 T T \ - One of the most ardent Masons in the United States is Mr . H . H . Warner , the Medicine Man , who professes to have come

across the great " Safe " cure by a mere accident . This paragraph is not an advertisement , so I may as well record what a generous and charitable man Bro . Warner is . He is a member of the Monroe Commandcry Lodge of Rochester , which is so well endowed that all dues cease after a member has been on the roll of tlie Lodge for

twenty years . At a cost of fifty thousand pounds he lias erected and endowed an Observatory at Rochester , and his gifts to the poor and needy have become with him quite an institution . He is , however , possessed of vast wealth , derived principally from silver mines which he purchased some time back at a mere nominal sum , as they were

not supposed by the former owners to be worth working . Mr . Warner thought otherwise , and , after employing a diamond drill for six months , he struck oil in the form of a vast deposit of silver which seems to be inexhaustible . Mr . Warner is a man well under

the prime of life , and is in England with his family , where he is personally superintending the conversion of his medicine business into a limited liability company . * * * The spontaneous hospitality of the English country folk is

beyond question , and when a Somerset farmer invites one to share his fireside it may generally be understood that he means you well _ I was in Somersetshire the other week , and compelled to secure a habitation for the night in a locality that seemed to possess nothing more comfortable than a cowshed by the wayside , unless I could

procure a conveyance to take me back to the county town from which I had driven early in the da )' . After tramping a couple of miles or so the fast gathering dusk induced me boldly to enter a private road leading to a farmhouse of very respectable dimensions , and to make inquiries as to a hostelry available for my comf > rr .

There was nothing , they told me , nearer than the place from whence I had journeyed , unless I could get a bed in tlie village , which they very much doubted ; but would I accept a cup of tea , to which meal the family were about to sit down ? Yes ! I am always ready for a cup of tea ! So I pocketed my feelings and went

inside the house . * # * In country rumblings among the hills of Sussex or the wilder paths of Yorkshire the typical English farmer of the good ohl English model is still to be found , but never before have I had an opportunity of putting the stability of his renown to the test . Tlie parlor was a delicious little room , which I longed to transfer

bodily to my Inn in Holborn . Low ceiling , a dirty red wall paper , many pictures of dogs , of horses , and of cattle , portraits of the family and their friends , and—would you believe it —a real little Birkett Foster , of which nothing was known . Great open range , with of course , the copper kettle as bright as the morning sun ; and a clean , white tablecloth furnished with teacups ( rather

thick ); a terrible hunk of cold , fat , creamy bacon and home-made bread . There was Mrs . " Farmer" and two Miss " Farmers , " suspiciously healthy girls of eighteen and twenty , " Father , " and Mr . " Farmer , " junior . I am sorry to say 1 had no previous knowledge of the delicious properties of " cold , fat , creamy bacon , '

but as everybody else seemed to be fully acquainted with them , I initiated myself into the mystery , and very quickly into the good opinion of my kind host and his young people .

* * * We talked of course , of all things I did not understand . The agricultural outlook from a Somerset point of view , was kept up far beyond my inventive faculty , and I bad no idea my knowledge of turnips , winter spinach , and celery was so profound . Mrs .

" Farmer " was , I thought , rather subdued at the beginning of the meal , but gradually we warmed into each other ' s acquaintanceship , and when the " girls" had cleared the cloth , and brought their workbaskets near the fire , I was firmly convinced that the invitation was to be extended through the night . And it was . To refuse was

to insult ; so I settled myself down to return the hospitality of my unknown friends by entertaining them with gossip of the town . I shall never—till memory is taken from me—forget the charm of that quiet night . The whole thing was a revelation of life to me , and perhaps to them .

* * The girls—I call them girls because my pen has written it , and I crave their pardon for it—soon lost their reserve , and were eager with their laughter for further insights into the great world beyond their ken . Yea ! my pure young friends , I have seen in this big

City , less charms , less grace , less loveableness than you possess , but I hope the confession will not destroy your perfect freedom from womanly consciousness . If I could describe the pleasure your sweet acquaintance gave me those few evening hours , I would do it fully and pleasantly , but 1 know of no comparisons , no equal

levels , no parallel associations , no living memories with which I can draw conclusive opinions from a thankful nature such as mine . If you can find me a warmer fireside than that you showed me , tell me where it is . If you can let me hear sweeter music than your old " Moore and Moore "

can give , and fresher voices than you possess , let me hear them . If there is a pipe of any make or slrnpe that smokes sweeter than the clay I stuck between my teeth , or tobacco that generates bluer smoke than " father ' s , " let me know , that I may purchase now and all time . Yes , sweet girls ! tell me where I spent an evening

such as that . To you , my honest , upright , hospitable countryman , I offer the hand of friendship . My thanks cannot be expressed by the " presents " social custom allows me to send you ; the sincerity of them will be established by the life-long memory of a night when you welcomed a stranger into your house and home , and shared your fireside with him .

* * * The Christmas number of Bro . Yates ' s paper , The World , contains a very interesting story , entitled " Quinnion ' s Quest , " and as of yore-four cartoons , cleverly drawn by Alfred Bryan . Nearly half of the well-known men " A . B . " inimitably depicts are members of

the Craft . The most prominent figure " on the Cahiis-Doitvres " is Augustus Harris , who presents a very beautiful background of tall hat , high collar , and satin-hncd Inverness ; Sir Polydore , " Nitrates , " "J . C . P ., " Lord Harrington , and A . M . Broadley also figure on the sheet . The Prince is at Cannes , surrounded by

" Charlie B ., " Sir Henry Keppel—whose daughter was married tlie other morning at the Savoy Chapel—Sir Oscar , Lord Mount-Edgcumbe , Montagu Guest , and others . At Lord ' s are the Post-

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CONTENTS. Article 1
ANOTHER YEAR. Article 1
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Eminent Masons at Home. Article 8
THE TREASURER. Article 10
GRAND LODGE OF ENGLAND. Article 11
GRAND LODGE OF SCOTLAND. Article 11
GRAND MARK LODGE. Article 11
BOOKS AND PERIODICALS RECEIVED. Article 11
Among the Bohemians. Article 12
Colonial and Foreign. Article 13
Gathered Chips. Article 14
Answers to Correspondents. Article 14
THE VOLUME OF THE SACRED LAW. Article 15
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Round And About.

since last I wrote , were men of uprightness , and had a high estimation of the principles of the Craft . TV" -7 T T \ - One of the most ardent Masons in the United States is Mr . H . H . Warner , the Medicine Man , who professes to have come

across the great " Safe " cure by a mere accident . This paragraph is not an advertisement , so I may as well record what a generous and charitable man Bro . Warner is . He is a member of the Monroe Commandcry Lodge of Rochester , which is so well endowed that all dues cease after a member has been on the roll of tlie Lodge for

twenty years . At a cost of fifty thousand pounds he lias erected and endowed an Observatory at Rochester , and his gifts to the poor and needy have become with him quite an institution . He is , however , possessed of vast wealth , derived principally from silver mines which he purchased some time back at a mere nominal sum , as they were

not supposed by the former owners to be worth working . Mr . Warner thought otherwise , and , after employing a diamond drill for six months , he struck oil in the form of a vast deposit of silver which seems to be inexhaustible . Mr . Warner is a man well under

the prime of life , and is in England with his family , where he is personally superintending the conversion of his medicine business into a limited liability company . * * * The spontaneous hospitality of the English country folk is

beyond question , and when a Somerset farmer invites one to share his fireside it may generally be understood that he means you well _ I was in Somersetshire the other week , and compelled to secure a habitation for the night in a locality that seemed to possess nothing more comfortable than a cowshed by the wayside , unless I could

procure a conveyance to take me back to the county town from which I had driven early in the da )' . After tramping a couple of miles or so the fast gathering dusk induced me boldly to enter a private road leading to a farmhouse of very respectable dimensions , and to make inquiries as to a hostelry available for my comf > rr .

There was nothing , they told me , nearer than the place from whence I had journeyed , unless I could get a bed in tlie village , which they very much doubted ; but would I accept a cup of tea , to which meal the family were about to sit down ? Yes ! I am always ready for a cup of tea ! So I pocketed my feelings and went

inside the house . * # * In country rumblings among the hills of Sussex or the wilder paths of Yorkshire the typical English farmer of the good ohl English model is still to be found , but never before have I had an opportunity of putting the stability of his renown to the test . Tlie parlor was a delicious little room , which I longed to transfer

bodily to my Inn in Holborn . Low ceiling , a dirty red wall paper , many pictures of dogs , of horses , and of cattle , portraits of the family and their friends , and—would you believe it —a real little Birkett Foster , of which nothing was known . Great open range , with of course , the copper kettle as bright as the morning sun ; and a clean , white tablecloth furnished with teacups ( rather

thick ); a terrible hunk of cold , fat , creamy bacon and home-made bread . There was Mrs . " Farmer" and two Miss " Farmers , " suspiciously healthy girls of eighteen and twenty , " Father , " and Mr . " Farmer , " junior . I am sorry to say 1 had no previous knowledge of the delicious properties of " cold , fat , creamy bacon , '

but as everybody else seemed to be fully acquainted with them , I initiated myself into the mystery , and very quickly into the good opinion of my kind host and his young people .

* * * We talked of course , of all things I did not understand . The agricultural outlook from a Somerset point of view , was kept up far beyond my inventive faculty , and I bad no idea my knowledge of turnips , winter spinach , and celery was so profound . Mrs .

" Farmer " was , I thought , rather subdued at the beginning of the meal , but gradually we warmed into each other ' s acquaintanceship , and when the " girls" had cleared the cloth , and brought their workbaskets near the fire , I was firmly convinced that the invitation was to be extended through the night . And it was . To refuse was

to insult ; so I settled myself down to return the hospitality of my unknown friends by entertaining them with gossip of the town . I shall never—till memory is taken from me—forget the charm of that quiet night . The whole thing was a revelation of life to me , and perhaps to them .

* * The girls—I call them girls because my pen has written it , and I crave their pardon for it—soon lost their reserve , and were eager with their laughter for further insights into the great world beyond their ken . Yea ! my pure young friends , I have seen in this big

City , less charms , less grace , less loveableness than you possess , but I hope the confession will not destroy your perfect freedom from womanly consciousness . If I could describe the pleasure your sweet acquaintance gave me those few evening hours , I would do it fully and pleasantly , but 1 know of no comparisons , no equal

levels , no parallel associations , no living memories with which I can draw conclusive opinions from a thankful nature such as mine . If you can find me a warmer fireside than that you showed me , tell me where it is . If you can let me hear sweeter music than your old " Moore and Moore "

can give , and fresher voices than you possess , let me hear them . If there is a pipe of any make or slrnpe that smokes sweeter than the clay I stuck between my teeth , or tobacco that generates bluer smoke than " father ' s , " let me know , that I may purchase now and all time . Yes , sweet girls ! tell me where I spent an evening

such as that . To you , my honest , upright , hospitable countryman , I offer the hand of friendship . My thanks cannot be expressed by the " presents " social custom allows me to send you ; the sincerity of them will be established by the life-long memory of a night when you welcomed a stranger into your house and home , and shared your fireside with him .

* * * The Christmas number of Bro . Yates ' s paper , The World , contains a very interesting story , entitled " Quinnion ' s Quest , " and as of yore-four cartoons , cleverly drawn by Alfred Bryan . Nearly half of the well-known men " A . B . " inimitably depicts are members of

the Craft . The most prominent figure " on the Cahiis-Doitvres " is Augustus Harris , who presents a very beautiful background of tall hat , high collar , and satin-hncd Inverness ; Sir Polydore , " Nitrates , " "J . C . P ., " Lord Harrington , and A . M . Broadley also figure on the sheet . The Prince is at Cannes , surrounded by

" Charlie B ., " Sir Henry Keppel—whose daughter was married tlie other morning at the Savoy Chapel—Sir Oscar , Lord Mount-Edgcumbe , Montagu Guest , and others . At Lord ' s are the Post-

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