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Humorous Anecdote Of A Baker.
and with it the p rincipal part of the flesh belonging to the adjoining one In his state it was returned to the owner A meeting was hc . d to decide the wager . The baker asked if he had not performed his emXement . His opponent answered in the negative , for that the ffiev dent . "Why then , " replied Burnt -crust ;< I must pay 1 Hlline . " Thus did he artfully turn the tables on his antagonist , zld for twelve-pennyworth of punch entitle himself to seven pounds of prime Eng lish roasting-bcef .
On Female Education.
ON FEMALE EDUCATION .
TV is not Beauty's transient grace , That captivates my wary heart , ; A graceful shape and beauteous face Love ' s flame to me can ne'er impart . Indeed , when these at first assail , They may impose their magic chains ;
But , if a vicious heart they veil , Their feeble pow ' r not long retains . With all tbe wealth of India ' s shore , With beauty in its fairest hue ; A termagant I would abhor—No curse is equal to a shrew ! Give me the maid whose sweetest charms
Are sense , good-nature , mirth and health ; With these , I'll fold her in my arms—These please me more than form or wealth . v J ANONYMOUS .
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MATRIMONY , among savages , ( having no object but the propagation of the fpecies , and the domestic drudgeries connected with that condition ) is a very humbling state for _ the female sex : but delicate organization , great sensibility , a lively imagination , with sweetness of temper above all , qualify women for a more dignified society with men ; namely , to be their bofom friends and companions . education
In the common course of European , young women are trained to make an agreeable figure , and to behave with decency and propriety : but very little culture is bestowed on the head , and still less on tbe heart , if"it be not the art of biding passion . Education , so slig ht and superficial , is far from seconding the purof naturethat of making women fitcompanions for men of sense .
pose , . Due cultivation of the female mind would add greatly to the happiness of the males , and still more to that of the females . Tims runs on ; and when youth and beauty vanish , a fine lady , who never entertained a thought into which an admirer did not enter , finds in herself a lamentable void , occasioning discontent and peevishness . Bat a woman who G 2
Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.
Humorous Anecdote Of A Baker.
and with it the p rincipal part of the flesh belonging to the adjoining one In his state it was returned to the owner A meeting was hc . d to decide the wager . The baker asked if he had not performed his emXement . His opponent answered in the negative , for that the ffiev dent . "Why then , " replied Burnt -crust ;< I must pay 1 Hlline . " Thus did he artfully turn the tables on his antagonist , zld for twelve-pennyworth of punch entitle himself to seven pounds of prime Eng lish roasting-bcef .
On Female Education.
ON FEMALE EDUCATION .
TV is not Beauty's transient grace , That captivates my wary heart , ; A graceful shape and beauteous face Love ' s flame to me can ne'er impart . Indeed , when these at first assail , They may impose their magic chains ;
But , if a vicious heart they veil , Their feeble pow ' r not long retains . With all tbe wealth of India ' s shore , With beauty in its fairest hue ; A termagant I would abhor—No curse is equal to a shrew ! Give me the maid whose sweetest charms
Are sense , good-nature , mirth and health ; With these , I'll fold her in my arms—These please me more than form or wealth . v J ANONYMOUS .
Ar05802
MATRIMONY , among savages , ( having no object but the propagation of the fpecies , and the domestic drudgeries connected with that condition ) is a very humbling state for _ the female sex : but delicate organization , great sensibility , a lively imagination , with sweetness of temper above all , qualify women for a more dignified society with men ; namely , to be their bofom friends and companions . education
In the common course of European , young women are trained to make an agreeable figure , and to behave with decency and propriety : but very little culture is bestowed on the head , and still less on tbe heart , if"it be not the art of biding passion . Education , so slig ht and superficial , is far from seconding the purof naturethat of making women fitcompanions for men of sense .
pose , . Due cultivation of the female mind would add greatly to the happiness of the males , and still more to that of the females . Tims runs on ; and when youth and beauty vanish , a fine lady , who never entertained a thought into which an admirer did not enter , finds in herself a lamentable void , occasioning discontent and peevishness . Bat a woman who G 2