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My Books.
A motley gathering are they ; Some fairly Avorth their weight in gold j Some just too good to throw away ; Some scarcely Avorth the place they hold . Yet Avell I love them , one and all ,
These friends so meek and unobtrusive , AVho never fail to come at call , Nor ( if I scold them ) turn abusive !
If I have favourites here and there , And , like a monarch , pick and choose , I never meet an angry stare That this I take and that refuse ; No discords rise 1113 ' soul to A'ex Among these peaceful book-relations , Nor envious strife of age or sex To mar my quiet lucubrations .
And they have still another merit , Which otherwhere one vainly seeks , Whate ' er may be an author ' s spirit , He never uninvited speaks ; And should he prove a fool or clown , UnAvorth the precious time your spend
iug , How quickly you can " put him down , " Or " shut him up " without offending !
Here—pleasing sight!—the touch y brood Of critics from dissension cease ; And—stranger still!—no more at feud , Polemics smile , and keep the peace . See ! side by side , all free from strife ( Save Avhat the heavy page may smother ) . The gentle " Christians " AVIIO , in life , For conscience' sake had burned each other .
I call them friends , these quiet books , And Avell the title they may claim , AVho always give me cheerful looks , ( What living friend has done the same ) % And , for companionship , IIOAV few , As these , my cronies ever-present ,
Of all the friends I ever knew Have been so useful and so pleasant ? - —Michigan Freemason .
Naming The Baby.
NAMING THE BABY .
I have lately attended a christening Avhich produced a great effect , from various circumstances , on 1113 ' OAVH mind , and I think Avell to describe it , if possible , for my readers . My young friend Front de Bcouf Pugmore ( they are a very romantic and novel-reading family the Pugmores )
, married some time back a very charming Miss Baliol , AVIIO has lately presented him Avith a remarkably fine son and heir . This interesting event has caused great excitement in the two families of Pugmore and Balioland great preparations had been
, made for the ceremony , at Avhich the Bishop of Barnstaple had kindly consented to officiate . I may remark here that as a great friend of both the tAvo estimable families , I am habitually consulted on those many little questions whichthough
, unimportant in themselves , and uninteresting to others , are so very serious often in their consequences to all well-regulated domestic circles !
Life is made up of trifles some one has said , and most true it is ; but trifles neglected or disregarded may become very stern and unpalatable realities . For of course Avhen this little howling Pugmore had appeared , the next question was what Avere they to call the red and
roaring brat ? There Avere many family consultations , and many select conclaA'es , but all in vain ; for once in the " multitude of councillors " there was not " Avisdom , " "too many cooks spoiled , " as too many cooks do generallythe " broth , " and the
, result of many anxious confabulations Avas " confusion worse confounded . " I had originally suggested that this pugnosed specimen of conjoint Baliols and Pugmores should be called Thomas , after a grandfather , but the name Avas considered
low , and Mrs . Pugmore said decisively that she would not have her boy called Tommy . As she said this with much dignity and determination , elements belonging to the Baliol character in marked measure , the subject was at once droppedthe more so
, as Front de Bceuf Pugmore pathetically observed , that he could not have his darling Juliana agitated iu her present maternal anxieties and duties . Mrs . Baliol , senior , proposed Gamaliel as an old Baliol name , but this Avas stoutly objected to by
Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.
My Books.
A motley gathering are they ; Some fairly Avorth their weight in gold j Some just too good to throw away ; Some scarcely Avorth the place they hold . Yet Avell I love them , one and all ,
These friends so meek and unobtrusive , AVho never fail to come at call , Nor ( if I scold them ) turn abusive !
If I have favourites here and there , And , like a monarch , pick and choose , I never meet an angry stare That this I take and that refuse ; No discords rise 1113 ' soul to A'ex Among these peaceful book-relations , Nor envious strife of age or sex To mar my quiet lucubrations .
And they have still another merit , Which otherwhere one vainly seeks , Whate ' er may be an author ' s spirit , He never uninvited speaks ; And should he prove a fool or clown , UnAvorth the precious time your spend
iug , How quickly you can " put him down , " Or " shut him up " without offending !
Here—pleasing sight!—the touch y brood Of critics from dissension cease ; And—stranger still!—no more at feud , Polemics smile , and keep the peace . See ! side by side , all free from strife ( Save Avhat the heavy page may smother ) . The gentle " Christians " AVIIO , in life , For conscience' sake had burned each other .
I call them friends , these quiet books , And Avell the title they may claim , AVho always give me cheerful looks , ( What living friend has done the same ) % And , for companionship , IIOAV few , As these , my cronies ever-present ,
Of all the friends I ever knew Have been so useful and so pleasant ? - —Michigan Freemason .
Naming The Baby.
NAMING THE BABY .
I have lately attended a christening Avhich produced a great effect , from various circumstances , on 1113 ' OAVH mind , and I think Avell to describe it , if possible , for my readers . My young friend Front de Bcouf Pugmore ( they are a very romantic and novel-reading family the Pugmores )
, married some time back a very charming Miss Baliol , AVIIO has lately presented him Avith a remarkably fine son and heir . This interesting event has caused great excitement in the two families of Pugmore and Balioland great preparations had been
, made for the ceremony , at Avhich the Bishop of Barnstaple had kindly consented to officiate . I may remark here that as a great friend of both the tAvo estimable families , I am habitually consulted on those many little questions whichthough
, unimportant in themselves , and uninteresting to others , are so very serious often in their consequences to all well-regulated domestic circles !
Life is made up of trifles some one has said , and most true it is ; but trifles neglected or disregarded may become very stern and unpalatable realities . For of course Avhen this little howling Pugmore had appeared , the next question was what Avere they to call the red and
roaring brat ? There Avere many family consultations , and many select conclaA'es , but all in vain ; for once in the " multitude of councillors " there was not " Avisdom , " "too many cooks spoiled , " as too many cooks do generallythe " broth , " and the
, result of many anxious confabulations Avas " confusion worse confounded . " I had originally suggested that this pugnosed specimen of conjoint Baliols and Pugmores should be called Thomas , after a grandfather , but the name Avas considered
low , and Mrs . Pugmore said decisively that she would not have her boy called Tommy . As she said this with much dignity and determination , elements belonging to the Baliol character in marked measure , the subject was at once droppedthe more so
, as Front de Bceuf Pugmore pathetically observed , that he could not have his darling Juliana agitated iu her present maternal anxieties and duties . Mrs . Baliol , senior , proposed Gamaliel as an old Baliol name , but this Avas stoutly objected to by