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Beatrice.

women here . They have often appeared to me like the Sphinx of Egypt , buried in tbe sand and the mystery of ages , or like the oracle at Delphi , which , as you know , ahvays said one thing and meant another . " " All ! " replied Brummer , " vat is tbe use of complaining about de womans . She is just vat she is and vat she ever will be— -the most curious of dis earth ' s creatures . Whether you take her in youth or middle age or old ageit is

, always the same . She is still , as de French so elegantly and wittil y put it , ' unpayable , ' both in what she says and Ai'hat she thinks , ivhat she does ancl AA'hat she does not do . What a warning , my dear Mr . Miller , " added Brummer slily , ancl laughing heartily , " is clere against hasty , unadvised , ancl ill-assorted marriages . " Old Mr . Miller responded nothing to this tirade , but Avent on smoking

calmly , ancl only put doAvn his cigar in an amber tube to take another pinch of snuff . But Twamley , AVIIO saw an opportunity , here burst in in full cry and great geniality . " By-the-way , Brummer , " he said , " you promised us a dissertation on matrimony in general and on happy marriages in particular . Let us have it , old boy . There are a great many sentimental goslings here" ( think of the

cheek of this young man , kind reader ) " by whom your philosophy is greatly needed and to ivhom your sage advice will be very acceptable . For no one can talk like you , Brummer , when once ' the tap is turned on , ' ancl no one has more experience in human affairs or the condition of happiness and unhappiness in this sublunary scene . " My readers will again notice the full force , in these simple Avords , of

sarcasm ancl flattery combined . " Veil , " replied Brummer , " I will give you all a little bit of my mind , and I hope , Master Twamley , it will do yon ancl the rest of the company present , to whom I looks most pleasantly , much good . " " So mote it be \ " said Twamley , who ii'as a distinguished member of the Masonic fraternity , and had a great regard for that old ancl poetic and sympathetic response .

" It is a very serious thing , " hegan Brummer , in solemn tones , " to contemplate the married state . " ( Here all the young men laughed out . ) "Yes , you may laugh , but you may find out before long , as they say in my Vaterland , ' Meiue hen-en , ' dat matrimony , like a good many other things in this world , is ' much cry ancl little wool . ' You Morley , you Lacey , you Tivahiley , ancl yon young men all , are like young bears with your sorroivs before you . Yes , eA'en in matrimonyas in all Avorlcllthings will find dat clere are

yes ; , y , you more 'bitters than siveets ' , that there are more 'kicks than half-pence , ' ancl dat you will all have to ' eat a peck of dirt before you die . ' " The company grew here more reserved and gloomy , the smoke got clearer , ancl the consumption of mystic compounds more decided . " It is indeed , " continued Brummer , " l'ery alarming to contemplate matrimony " per se " in its normal state and absolute condition men . Let us

among take this illustration of marriage just IIOAV . What clo you see ? A couple of people fancy they are in love , from motives of self delusion , passion , or interest , ancl they are a nuisance to their friends , ancl a bore to one another . Indeed , such an affliction and infliction are they , that de clay of marriage is hurried on by mutual consent , to put an end to a period of nonsense , and weakness , and spooning , which betrays the irresistible tendencies of a hopeless mortality , ancl loAver himself to

man a position incompatible ivith philosophy and wisdom . " Ancl here Brummer looked round for applause , aud put on a most sagacious look , but no applause came , and , amid a mute and listening assembly , the great orator thus jiroceeded .. "Well , these two geese are dul y married , as my friend Trollope says in one of his best works , with a ' cloud of curates , ' ancl then vat next ? Do you think dat I wish to disclose the ' aporrohi' of the honeymoon ? Certainly not ,

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THE SANCTUARY OF MEMPHIS, OR HERMES: Article 1
THE HEATHER-CLAD MOOR. Article 9
A VISIT TO THE ENGLISH LAKES. Article 10
THE DAY IS DYING. Article 15
MASONIC CRAM. Article 16
TRYING TO CHANGE A SOVEREIGN. Article 17
MASONIC HYMN. Article 25
JOTTINGS AT HIGH XII. IN THE HOLY LAND. Article 26
THE CARBONARI. Article 28
AUTUMN. Article 30
BEATRICE. Article 31
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AND ART. Article 35
TWO PICTURES. Article 37
MASONIC READING. Article 38
CONDITION OF FREEMASONRY IN SPAIN. Article 40
MUSIC. Article 41
ANNIVERSARY OF ST. JOHN. Article 41
THE EMIGRANT. Article 42
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Beatrice.

women here . They have often appeared to me like the Sphinx of Egypt , buried in tbe sand and the mystery of ages , or like the oracle at Delphi , which , as you know , ahvays said one thing and meant another . " " All ! " replied Brummer , " vat is tbe use of complaining about de womans . She is just vat she is and vat she ever will be— -the most curious of dis earth ' s creatures . Whether you take her in youth or middle age or old ageit is

, always the same . She is still , as de French so elegantly and wittil y put it , ' unpayable , ' both in what she says and Ai'hat she thinks , ivhat she does ancl AA'hat she does not do . What a warning , my dear Mr . Miller , " added Brummer slily , ancl laughing heartily , " is clere against hasty , unadvised , ancl ill-assorted marriages . " Old Mr . Miller responded nothing to this tirade , but Avent on smoking

calmly , ancl only put doAvn his cigar in an amber tube to take another pinch of snuff . But Twamley , AVIIO saw an opportunity , here burst in in full cry and great geniality . " By-the-way , Brummer , " he said , " you promised us a dissertation on matrimony in general and on happy marriages in particular . Let us have it , old boy . There are a great many sentimental goslings here" ( think of the

cheek of this young man , kind reader ) " by whom your philosophy is greatly needed and to ivhom your sage advice will be very acceptable . For no one can talk like you , Brummer , when once ' the tap is turned on , ' ancl no one has more experience in human affairs or the condition of happiness and unhappiness in this sublunary scene . " My readers will again notice the full force , in these simple Avords , of

sarcasm ancl flattery combined . " Veil , " replied Brummer , " I will give you all a little bit of my mind , and I hope , Master Twamley , it will do yon ancl the rest of the company present , to whom I looks most pleasantly , much good . " " So mote it be \ " said Twamley , who ii'as a distinguished member of the Masonic fraternity , and had a great regard for that old ancl poetic and sympathetic response .

" It is a very serious thing , " hegan Brummer , in solemn tones , " to contemplate the married state . " ( Here all the young men laughed out . ) "Yes , you may laugh , but you may find out before long , as they say in my Vaterland , ' Meiue hen-en , ' dat matrimony , like a good many other things in this world , is ' much cry ancl little wool . ' You Morley , you Lacey , you Tivahiley , ancl yon young men all , are like young bears with your sorroivs before you . Yes , eA'en in matrimonyas in all Avorlcllthings will find dat clere are

yes ; , y , you more 'bitters than siveets ' , that there are more 'kicks than half-pence , ' ancl dat you will all have to ' eat a peck of dirt before you die . ' " The company grew here more reserved and gloomy , the smoke got clearer , ancl the consumption of mystic compounds more decided . " It is indeed , " continued Brummer , " l'ery alarming to contemplate matrimony " per se " in its normal state and absolute condition men . Let us

among take this illustration of marriage just IIOAV . What clo you see ? A couple of people fancy they are in love , from motives of self delusion , passion , or interest , ancl they are a nuisance to their friends , ancl a bore to one another . Indeed , such an affliction and infliction are they , that de clay of marriage is hurried on by mutual consent , to put an end to a period of nonsense , and weakness , and spooning , which betrays the irresistible tendencies of a hopeless mortality , ancl loAver himself to

man a position incompatible ivith philosophy and wisdom . " Ancl here Brummer looked round for applause , aud put on a most sagacious look , but no applause came , and , amid a mute and listening assembly , the great orator thus jiroceeded .. "Well , these two geese are dul y married , as my friend Trollope says in one of his best works , with a ' cloud of curates , ' ancl then vat next ? Do you think dat I wish to disclose the ' aporrohi' of the honeymoon ? Certainly not ,

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