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Tom Hood.

cooking , and one day made some potted beef , which was produced at tea , when Mr . de Franch was present . Hood asked with apparent interest how it was made , and was told that it was pounded in " a pestle and mortar . " " But

then , dear , " he gravely remarked , " you know we have not got them . " In short he insisted that like the Otaheitan cooks , his wife had chewed it small , and as she happened ( having the face ache ) to put her hand to her jawit seemed like a

cor-, roboration of his statement . He would persist iu calling it "Bullock jam , " and and when his wife asked him what he would eat , replied " What you chews . " Hood seems to have been beforehand with Lord Beaconslield—if the present Prime

Minister ever really supported such a scheme as was suggested on the Dis-establishment of the Irish Church , and which after all has a good deal to be said in its favour , at all events in the estimation of liberal-minded readers of the MASONIC

MAGAZINE . I allude to concurrent endowment , for I find the following in a letter to his great friend , Mr . Dilke , afterwards Sir Wentworth Dilke , the accomplished

editor of the Athenceum , and the father of Sir Charles Dilke , who boasts in this age of loyalty to the Crown and love for the kingdom , nay pride in the empire—that he is a Republican . "The plan here , " he says , writing in 1836 from Coblentz" which is goodis

, , , that , of both religions , the ministers are paid by the King or State , an arrangement I should like for England or Ireland , or let every one pay their own , as in America . As to Education , I think our Government does wisely not to interfere too rashl .

y Something may be left to the sense of the people . The infamous boarding schools of former times are dying or dead , and replaced by proprietory ones , without Government interference . " In the same letter he speaks of the

military men there , and remarks— " There are some here , in appearance to the eye , ai yything but gentlemen in the best sense of the word . You cannot mistake them . Perhaps they have got the worst attributes ° f the French Revolution , a nominal equality which puts the low , base , vulgar and ^ rich on a false level with God Almi ghty ' s gentlemen , which rank I do

seek with all my heart ; and endeavour that the English character shall not suffer at my hands , and though I resent on jmblic grounds what I meet with I am content to be a dweller here , whose character is to be judged by its own merits . " In another passage , Hood , speaking of

the Prussian system as compared with our own , solves in his way the Land and Labour Question , Avhich is traubhug us so much now .

He says— "The two countries are widely different : what a good absolute King can do here in Germany , cannot be done with us . If our jjeasantry wei-3 free and proprietary , I think they would work as hard and be as contented as the Germans . But the English labourerlabour as he may ,

, can but be a pauper ; and it seems a little unreasonable to require him to sit at Hope ' s or Content ' s table , eating nothing with the same cheerfulness and gaiety as the barber ' s brother at the Barmecides . " The following is a little bit very

characteristic of Hood , and very much like some of Sydney Smith's jokes , and like the scorjiion , the sting is in its tail . I am afraid Hood was an awful Radical : — "I was very much amused the other clay with R ' s account of his taking an

emetic . He says he sat for an hour expecting naturally something would come of it ,, but nothing stirred . It agreed with him just as well as if he had taken any other wine than antimonial . It was rather comfortable than otherwise . So he

had recourse to warm water , of which he drank a dozen large cups consecutively , but they made themselves quite at home with the wine . Then he tried tea , in hopes of tea and turn out , but it stayed with the wine and water . So he had recourse to

the warm water , which stayed still , and so did some soup which he took on the top of all ; and then despairing of the case he went to bed with his corporation unreformed ! Now was not this a tenacious , retentive stomach , so determined never to give up anything it had acquired , good or

bad : a lively type of a Tory !" Living amongst the Roman Catholics for so long , he does not seem by any means to have become converted .

' He says— " I have never had any of the vulgar insane dread of the Catholics . It appears to me too certain that they are

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SONNET. Article 1
OBJECTS, ADVANTAGES, AND PLEASURES OF SCIENCE. Article 2
THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER. Article 6
DEVONSHIRE LODGES PRIOR TO THE "UNION" OF DEC, 1813. Article 7
THE WORK OF NATURE IN THE MONTHS. Article 10
UPBRAID ME NOT. Article 13
THE ADVENTURES OF DON PASQUALE. Article 14
AN OLD-FASHIONED LOVE-SONG. Article 17
WHAT IS THE GOOD OF FREEMASONRY? Article 18
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MY LORD THE KING; Article 22
ONLY A ROSE. Article 28
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PROCLAMATION DU ROI, Article 32
ORDRE DE MARCHE. Article 33
PLAN, Article 34
Untitled Article 35
AFTER THE LAST POPULAR SCIENCE LECTURE. Article 36
TOM HOOD. Article 37
THE VISTA OF LIFE. Article 41
Forgotten Stories. Article 44
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 46
MR. SPRECHELHEIMER'S MISTAKE. Article 49
DOUBLE ACROSTIC. Article 49
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Tom Hood.

cooking , and one day made some potted beef , which was produced at tea , when Mr . de Franch was present . Hood asked with apparent interest how it was made , and was told that it was pounded in " a pestle and mortar . " " But

then , dear , " he gravely remarked , " you know we have not got them . " In short he insisted that like the Otaheitan cooks , his wife had chewed it small , and as she happened ( having the face ache ) to put her hand to her jawit seemed like a

cor-, roboration of his statement . He would persist iu calling it "Bullock jam , " and and when his wife asked him what he would eat , replied " What you chews . " Hood seems to have been beforehand with Lord Beaconslield—if the present Prime

Minister ever really supported such a scheme as was suggested on the Dis-establishment of the Irish Church , and which after all has a good deal to be said in its favour , at all events in the estimation of liberal-minded readers of the MASONIC

MAGAZINE . I allude to concurrent endowment , for I find the following in a letter to his great friend , Mr . Dilke , afterwards Sir Wentworth Dilke , the accomplished

editor of the Athenceum , and the father of Sir Charles Dilke , who boasts in this age of loyalty to the Crown and love for the kingdom , nay pride in the empire—that he is a Republican . "The plan here , " he says , writing in 1836 from Coblentz" which is goodis

, , , that , of both religions , the ministers are paid by the King or State , an arrangement I should like for England or Ireland , or let every one pay their own , as in America . As to Education , I think our Government does wisely not to interfere too rashl .

y Something may be left to the sense of the people . The infamous boarding schools of former times are dying or dead , and replaced by proprietory ones , without Government interference . " In the same letter he speaks of the

military men there , and remarks— " There are some here , in appearance to the eye , ai yything but gentlemen in the best sense of the word . You cannot mistake them . Perhaps they have got the worst attributes ° f the French Revolution , a nominal equality which puts the low , base , vulgar and ^ rich on a false level with God Almi ghty ' s gentlemen , which rank I do

seek with all my heart ; and endeavour that the English character shall not suffer at my hands , and though I resent on jmblic grounds what I meet with I am content to be a dweller here , whose character is to be judged by its own merits . " In another passage , Hood , speaking of

the Prussian system as compared with our own , solves in his way the Land and Labour Question , Avhich is traubhug us so much now .

He says— "The two countries are widely different : what a good absolute King can do here in Germany , cannot be done with us . If our jjeasantry wei-3 free and proprietary , I think they would work as hard and be as contented as the Germans . But the English labourerlabour as he may ,

, can but be a pauper ; and it seems a little unreasonable to require him to sit at Hope ' s or Content ' s table , eating nothing with the same cheerfulness and gaiety as the barber ' s brother at the Barmecides . " The following is a little bit very

characteristic of Hood , and very much like some of Sydney Smith's jokes , and like the scorjiion , the sting is in its tail . I am afraid Hood was an awful Radical : — "I was very much amused the other clay with R ' s account of his taking an

emetic . He says he sat for an hour expecting naturally something would come of it ,, but nothing stirred . It agreed with him just as well as if he had taken any other wine than antimonial . It was rather comfortable than otherwise . So he

had recourse to warm water , of which he drank a dozen large cups consecutively , but they made themselves quite at home with the wine . Then he tried tea , in hopes of tea and turn out , but it stayed with the wine and water . So he had recourse to

the warm water , which stayed still , and so did some soup which he took on the top of all ; and then despairing of the case he went to bed with his corporation unreformed ! Now was not this a tenacious , retentive stomach , so determined never to give up anything it had acquired , good or

bad : a lively type of a Tory !" Living amongst the Roman Catholics for so long , he does not seem by any means to have become converted .

' He says— " I have never had any of the vulgar insane dread of the Catholics . It appears to me too certain that they are

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